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Habanero Hot Salsa by Hot Like a Mexican
Habanero Hot Salsa by Hot Like a Mexican
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🔥 Blaze of Flavour: Hot Like a Mexican Habanero Salsa 🔥
Made by Mexicans in Wellington, New Zealand.
Warning: This Isn’t a Salsa—It’s a Dare
Think you can handle heat? Think again. Our Hot Salsa is a molten masterpiece crafted for chilli warriors only. Made with fire-breathing habaneros, charred roasted garlic, smokey tomatoes, and a squeeze of zesty Mexican lime, this salsa doesn’t just heat your mouth—it owns your soul. Proceed with courage.
Habanero’s Revenge: Flavour Meets Fury
🌶️ FIRE, NO LIES.** Habanero’s scorching kiss isn’t for rookies. This salsa laughs at “mild” and scoffs at “medium.” One bite and your taste buds will riot—in the best way.
🍲 BURN DOWN THE KITCHEN. Drown your soups. Torch your roasts. Baptise your fish and chips. Slather it on anything (yes, anything) and watch blandness crumble to ash.
🌮 TACO ARMAGEDDON. Pair it with Hot Like a Mexican Corn Tortilla Chips for a crunch that’s equal parts chaos and glory. Add cheese? Sure. Sour cream? Go ahead. The heat always wins.
Flavours So Bold, They’ll Haunt Your Dreams
Smoky, citrus, and unapologetically alive, this salsa isn’t just hot—it’s a full-sensory eruption. The roasted garlic hums. The lime snaps. The habanero screams. You’ll crave it at midnight. You’ll dream about it at dawn. And yes, you’ll sing Johnny Cash’s ”Ring of Fire”—with tears in your eyes and joy in your heart.
Survival Guide:
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Do not underestimate the heat.
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Do stock extra tortilla chips (you’ll need them).
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Do not blame us when you become addicted


